The Quantum Chaos Liability Waiver

Warning: This is not actually a legally binding document, but rather a humorous example of the absurdity of modern life.

As a user of the Quantum Chaos system, I understand that my actions may have unforeseen consequences.

I, John Doe, acknowledge that I have been warned of the potential risks of quantum superposition, entanglement, and the butterfly effect.

I, John Doe, release and hold harmless the creators of Quantum Chaos, their affiliates, and their lawyers from any and all liability related to the following:

• Unstable particles
• Unstable minds
• Unstable quantum superpositions
• Unstable expectations

I, John Doe, acknowledge that I will not sue or seek compensation for any injuries or damages sustained as a result of my use of Quantum Chaos, including but not limited to:

• Frustration
• Confusion
• Existential dread
• Coffee-stained shirts

By signing below, I, John Doe, confirm that I have read, understand, and will abide by this waiver.

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