Quantum Cooking Recipe for the Multiverse

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Quantum Flour (available at your local particle accelerator)
• 1/2 cup Entangled Cheese (don't worry about the flavor, it's a superposition)
• 1/4 cup Gravitational Sauce (simulated in a laboratory, not recommended for actual consumption)
• 1/2 cup Superconducting Toppings (pair of sautéed mushrooms, one for each entangled state)

Instructions:

1. Preheat your oven to ∞ Kelvin
2. Mix the Quantum Flour and Entangled Cheese in a Quantum Mixer until they reach a superposition of creamed and chunky
3. Apply the Gravitational Sauce in a way that warps the fabric of spacetime, creating a local minimum on the surface tension
4. Top with Superconducting Toppings, carefully balancing the entanglement of the flavors