Step 1: Gather Ingredients From Parallel Universes
Collect 3 cups of quantum beef from the infinite variations of the 1950s diner in the multiverse.
- 1 cup from the universe where the milkshakes were made with actual milk
- 1 cup from the universe where the burgers were cooked on a toaster
- 1 cup from the universe where the waiters were robots
Cooking Tips From the Multiverse
Step 2: Apply Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle To The Cooking Method
To be honest, just wing it. You'll figure it out.
- Maybe add a dash of quantum salt, but only when not to.
- Flip the steak 4 times, unless it's an even number, then 5 times.
- Don't overcook, undercook, or cook exactly right. That's boring.
Step 3: Serve And Enjoy The Quantum Uncertainty
Present your steak with a smile and a side of existential dread.