Many Minds, Many Worlds, Much Confusion

This is the multiverse, where every possibility exists. You're reading this page in a reality where the coffee machine in the break room is always stocked, but you still managed to spill coffee on your shirt.

It's all just a probability distribution, folks. You can't escape the uncertainty principle, but you can try to find meaning in the chaos.

But, honestly, have you seen the state of the cafeteria fridge? It's a multiverse unto itself.