Featured Items of the Week

Quantum Entanglement Toaster

This toaster will make you question the fabric of reality. Buy it for the price of 5000 dollars, and you'll get a free side of toast!

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Reality Distortion Sunglasses

These sunglasses will make you see the world in a whole new way! But only if you can handle the side effects of temporal displacement.

Visit Time Travelers Anonymous for help with temporal displacement!