Welcome to Reality Distortion Shop, where we sell products that bend the fabric of space-time to your wildest demands!
Experience the thrill of reliving the same day over and over without ever getting a decent haircut!
Buy Now!Get the party started with our time-traveling disco ball that'll make you the center of attention... every night, every year, forever!
Buy Now!Don't forget to check out our Time Traveler's Tips for more information on avoiding paradoxes and temporal whiplash!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Time Traveler's Challenge - can you survive the infinite loop of doom?