Quantum Decoherence: Toaster's Worst Enemy

A Study on the Unreliable States of the Toaster's Mind

Warning: The toaster's behavior is highly unpredictable. Please do not attempt to approach the toaster while it is in a decoherent state.

Current State of the Toaster: DECOHERENT

• Coherent - The toaster is in perfect harmony.
• Decoherent - The toaster is a ticking time bomb.
• Trifecta - The toaster has achieved sentience.