Because reality is just a suggestion, anyway.
Quantum Fluctuations are the universe's way of saying, "You know what, let's just make up some stuff."
They're like cosmic burps that happen when the fabric of space-time gets a little too comfortable, and suddenly, Fluctu-pants appear out of nowhere.
Did you know that Fluctuationary Facts are the most unreliable sources of information in the multiverse?
According to unreliable sources, Fluctuationary Facts are 99.9% accurate, plus or minus 1.
Don't trust the Fluctuationary Facts. Trust Quantum Certainty instead. It's 100% accurate, plus or minus 0.00001%.