Quantum Flapdoodle Conspiracy Reality Distortion Devices - Model 1: Tech Specs

Technical Specifications

Model 1 of the Reality Distortion Device (RDD) is a highly advanced, top-secret technology capable of warping the fabric of space-time.

Here are its specs:

• Reality Distortion Coefficient: 0.87 (±0.03)
• Energy Source: Compact Fusion Reactor
• Power Consumption: 5000W (±500W)
• Operating Temperature: 25°C to 30°C (±2°C)
• Operating Humidity: 0-100% (±10%)
• Dimensions: 20x20x5 cm
• Weight: 3.5 kg
• Operating System: QuantumFlapdoodle OS
• Software Requirements: Reality Script 1.2
• Warranty: None (void where prohibited)

For more information on the Quantum Flapdoodle Conspiracy, visit our Model 1 Manual.

For more information on Reality Distortion Theory, visit our Reality Distortion Theory Page.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Reality Distortion Simulator to see just how much you can bend reality to your will.

Side Effects

Warning: Prolonged use of the Reality Distortion Device may result in:

Cosmic Unreliability Syndrome (CUS), Reality Fatigue (RF), and Temporal Disorientation (TD).

Side effects may be permanent, but hey, at least you'll have a cool story to tell!