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Technique 3: The Butterfly Effect of Infinite Regret

In a shocking twist, our team of expert Quantum Flapdoodles have discovered that the key to mastering time looping lies not in the grand tapestry of space-time, but in the delicate dance of individual regret. That's right, you, the smallest, most insidious of actions – a missed coffee date, a forgotten birthday, a poorly worded email – can send the fabric of reality spiraling into a vortex of despair.

Prerequisites:

A strong stomach for existential dread
A willingness to confront the crushing ennui of an infinite loop
A functioning sense of self

Step 1: Identify Your Personal Loop Trigger

This is the part where you stare into the abyss and wonder, "What could have been?"

Step 2: Practice the Art of Regretful Contemplation

Find a quiet corner, preferably in a dimly lit room with a reliable clock to help guide you through the infinite what-ifs.

Step 3: Engage in the Dance of Infinite Regret

Repeat the following mantra, "I could have, should have, would have..." until your brain turns into a pretzel

			while true do
		if time prophets == 0 then
			print("The end is near")
		else
		ประกæk: 1s
			print("I'm stuck in a time loop, help!")
			do nothing
		endif
	end while