Fluctuation In Your BackyardFluctuations are caused by quantum entanglements between particles, which is just a fancy way of saying that tiny particles get all tangled up and start making a big mess. Don't worry, it's not a cause for concern - unless it's in your backyard. In that case, you might want to call the local quantum authorities to report a possible Quantum Fluctuation.

Symptoms of a Quantum Fluctuation in Your Backyard:

• A shimmering, iridescent light appears in the vicinity of your barbecue grill

• A localized distortion of space-time causes your neighbor's garden gnomes to start wearing tutus and performing the ballet

• Your cat starts speaking in a deep, baritone voice and demands to be fed quantum soup

What to Do:

Call the Quantum Fluctuation Hotline at 1-800-FLUCTUATE or visit our FAQ page at QuantumFluctuation/FluctuationFAQ.

Note: Quantum Fluctuations are not actually a thing, but if they were, this is what it would look like.

Report a Quantum Fluctuation Sighting