Quantum Fluctuation Simulation: The Unreliability Theorem

Welcome to the simulation where the laws of probability are merely a suggestion. Here, the outcome of every action is uncertain, yet somehow, always seems to be the opposite of what you expected. It's like trying to find a specific grain of sand on a beach.

But wait, what's that I see on the screen? Is it a success or a catastrophe? Ah, it's probably both. And don't worry about saving; every 5 seconds, the simulation will reset itself to a completely different state. You might as well just get used to it.