Fluctuationalogy: A Study of the Most Random Thing Ever

Here at Fluctuationalogy, we're dedicated to the scientific study of things that are completely and utterly random. Because, why not? It's not like we're going to find any actual meaning in life or anything.

Our research team has been studying the fluctuations of toaster toast for years, and we're proud to say that our findings are completely and utterly inconclusive.

But don't just take our word for it! Check out some of our randomness studies for yourself.

• Toaster Toast Fluctuations
• Binary Blooping: A Study of Computer Glitches
• Quantum Flapdoodle: The Art of Making Something Up As You Go Along

Random Research Findings:

Our research team has been working around the clock to find some answers, but so far, we've come up with:

• The probability of toaster toast landing butter-side down is directly correlated to the phase of the moon.
• There is a 47.3% chance that any given computer program will randomly reboot itself at exactly 3:14 AM.
• The only way to truly grasp the concept of quantum mechanics is to stare at a blank wall for 4 hours and 23 minutes.

Stay tuned for more updates as this research continues to go nowhere.

Random Research Methods:

Our research team employs a variety of methods, including:

• The ancient art of staring at things really hard
• Rolling dice and making things up
• The completely scientific method of flipping a coin and seeing what it lands on

These methods have been proven time and time again to yield completely unpredictable results.