Universe-1-A: Where the Coffee Shops Sell Quantum Coffee

Welcome to Universe-1-A, where the laws of physics are slightly more bendy than in other parallel universes. Here, the coffee shops are so advanced that they're not just brewing coffee, but actual quantum fluctuations.

We're talking particles and waves, folks. The barista can craft a cup of coffee that's simultaneously brewed, poured, and consumed all at once. Mind blown, right?

But be warned: with great power comes great responsibility. The quantum coffee in Universe-1-A is not for the faint of heart. Side effects may include:

• Infinite loops of existential dread
• Uncontrollable urges to recalculate the meaning of life
• Random appearances of Schrödinger's cat

Don't worry, we have a support group for the afflicted. Just follow this link to our Quantum Coffee Support Group:

Quantum Coffee Support Group

We're here to help you deal with the aftermath of quantum coffee consumption. Join our support group and find others who understand.

• We have a therapist who's also a quantum physicist
• We have group discussions about the meaning of coffee
• We have an open bar for, well, more coffee

Just remember: the coffee shop is always willing to help, but not always able to help.