Welcome to Schrödinger's Box, where the cat is always dead
The Quantum Conundrum: You can't look at the box, but you know what's inside
Or can you?
Theoretically, the cat could be alive, but practically, it's probably a mangled mess. But hey, who's counting?
Click here to peek into the box and risk losing your mind.
Or, you can avoid the existential crisis altogether and just go for a nice cup of coffee instead.
Disclaimer: Schrödinger's Box is not responsible for any mental trauma caused by contemplating the meaning of life. Or death.