Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers' Event Horizon Sushi Tasting Menu

**Welcome to our Event Horizon Sushi Tasting Menu, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions!**

Our chef, a master of quantum probability, has crafted a selection of dishes that will make your taste buds question reality itself.

Main Course

Quantum Fluctuation Roulette - A selection of six different sushi rolls, each with a 50% chance of being delicious.

Superposition Sushi - Sushi pieces that exist in multiple states of doneness at the same time.

Entanglement Tacos - A dish that will make you question the nature of space and time.

Sides

Quantum Fluctuation Wasabi - A sauce that will make you sweat the probabilites.

Heisenberg Salad - A mix of greens that will make you question the act of observation itself.

Quantum Fluctuation Miso Soup - A soup that will make you wonder if it's actually just a fluctuation of nothingness.

Drinks

Wormhole Wine - A drink that will make you question the fabric of space-time.

Quantum Fluctuation Soda - A fizzy drink that will make you wonder if you're actually drinking the same thing twice.

Desserts

Quantum Fluctuation Mochi - A dessert that will make you question the reality of sweetness itself.

Many-Worlds Macaroons - Cookies that exist in multiple states of chewiness at once.

Quantum Fluctuation Fudge - A dessert that will make you wonder if you're actually just eating a fluctuation of nothingness.