Fluctuation Wave Dynamics

Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers, where the very fabric of reality is a mess.

We're a group of highly trained, expertly certified quantum physicists who specialize in making things go wrong.

Our research focuses on the art of inducing unintended consequences, and we've got a team of experts who can make a toaster malfunction just by looking at it.

Check out our latest paper: "A Study on the Unintended Consequences of Looking At Things" here.

We're always hiring for our team of Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers, if you've got a degree in Chaos Theory and a strong stomach.

Learn more about our current job openings.