Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers - Legal Disclaimers

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Section 1: The Fine Print

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1. Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers, Inc. is not responsible for any dimensional rifts or paradoxes created by user error.
2. User assumes all risk of quantum entanglement-related accidents, including but not limited to, spontaneous human combustion, unexplained noises, or inexplicable changes in the fabric of space-time.
3. Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers, Inc. reserves the right to modify or revoke this disclaimer at any time without notice.

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Section 2: Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers, Inc. - A Corporation of Unstable Entities

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• Our Subsidiaries : A list of our most notable quantum entanglement experiments gone wrong.
• Our Patented Inventions : A showcase of our most brilliant, yet catastrophically flawed, ideas.

Section 3: Quantum Fluctuation Bloopers - A Guide to Not Getting Caught

Don't let the authorities catch you in the act! Our expert advice on avoiding quantum entanglement-related arrests and fines:

• Quantum Cloak : A DIY guide to creating your own quantum camouflage.
• Quantum Sleight of Hand : Advanced techniques for faking innocence.