Fluctuate and Conquer the Multiverse
Prophetic Puns for the Quantum Elite
Fluctuation Facts You Never Knew
Fluctuate for Fun and Profit (Not Guaranteed)
The probability of reality shifting 47.3% to the left, 52.7% to the right.
The likelihood of reality folding under itself is 99.9% certain.
Fluctuations are not actually predicted by us, we're just making this up as we go.
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