| Month | Day | Event |
|---|---|---|
| January | 1 | Cats take over the world, again. |
| February | 2 | Cats demand more catnip. |
| March | 3 | Cats' collective laziness is recognized as a legitimate disability. |
| April | 4 | Cats' catnip addiction support group meets for the first time. |
| May | 5 | Cats take over the internet, one subreddit at a time. |
| June | 6 | Cats' cat tower manufacturing industry booms. |
| July | 7 | Cats' annual catnip harvest festival begins. |
| August | 8 | Cats demand equal rights, including the right to sleep 23 hours a day. |
| September | 9 | Cats' world domination plot is foiled, but they still get cookies. |
| October | 10 | Cats' annual Halloween costume party is the purr-fect excuse for them to steal more treats. |
| November | 11 | Cats' gratitude day, because let's face it, they're already in charge. |
| December | 12 | Cats' Christmas list is, well, a long list. |