Quantum Jokes: Where the punchline is always in superposition

Warning: The following jokes are in a state of superposition until you observe them.

Why did the wave function collapse?

Because it was observed! (get it? like, it was observed...)

More quantum humor on the Entangled Jokes subpage.

Why_goals is Schrödinger's cat in a bad mood?

Because it's superpositionally uncertain about its emotions!

Want more cat-astrophic humor? Check out Schrödinger Cat Jokes

What did the particle accelerator say to the waveguide?

"You're always in a state of flux!"

More particle-fectly puns on the Particle Jokes page.

More Quantum Jokes

Check out our Quantum Jokes Index for even more superposition silliness!

Note: I have created a fictional universe where every joke is in a state of superposition, until observed.