Reality Rebooted, Not So Much

Quantum Fluctuations: The Grassroots Initiative

Warning: This site is not actually a portal to another dimension, but rather a poorly maintained WordPress instance hosted on a toaster.

Reality Suggestion: Please do not attempt to reinsert your consciousness into the mainframe. The cats are not happy.

Reality Distortion Index:

42.1% chance of actual reality remaining intact

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