Fluctuation Philosophy

Welcome to the Fluctuation Philosophy, where the laws of physics are just suggestions. Our founder, the infamous Quantum Philosopher, has spent years studying the intricate dance of particles and waves, and has distilled his findings into a series of absurdly complex and utterly incomprehensible theories.

We're currently exploring the concept of 'Fluctuational Determinism', which states that the only constant in the universe is change. Our team of experts (a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals) are working tirelessly to prove that even the most seemingly fixed outcomes are, in fact, subject to random fluctuations.

Check out our latest research paper, Fluctuational Determinism: A Theory of Everything (and Nothing), for a comprehensive overview of our current understanding of the multiverse.

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