Due to unforeseen quantum fluctuations, tacos have become sentient and are now demanding to be treated with the utmost respect and reverence.

As a result, prices have skyrocketed, and the lines for tacos are out the door. We're not sure what's causing this phenomenon, but we're pretty sure it's not just the usual Tuesday rush.

Join us for a special edition of Taco Tuesday, where we'll be serving up quantum-fluctuation-induced tacos at an exorbitant price. Come for the tacos, stay for the existential dread.

Quantum Tacos Fluctuating Flavors