The Quantum Fluctuations Guide to Being a Mayoress

In a world where probability is the only certainty, one must learn to adapt.

As a mayoress, you are tasked with navigating the ever-changing landscape of quantum fluctuations.

Here are a few tips to get you started:

• Always wear a lab coat, even if you're not in a lab.
• Maintain a 3.14:1 ratio of coffee to cream.
• Never trust a physicist who says "it's complicated."

Learn the Fluctuationary Laws of Motion

Mix a Probabilistic Cocktail