Many Worlds Interpretation

This is the Many Worlds Interpretation, where every possible outcome is actualized. You are reading this because you exist in one of them.

Probabalistic Prophesies

We have a 99.99% chance of experiencing a catastrophic singularity event in the next 5 minutes. But don't worry, it's just a probability.

However, there is a 0.01% chance that the universe will suddenly collapse into a singularity of pure cheese. In which case, please enjoy the free cheese.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to see what happens when the universe becomes a giant wheel of cheddar.

And don't worry if you get lost in the multiverse, just ask for directions at the next probabalistic prophet.

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