Welcome to the Quantum Fluctuations in the Lab, where the laws of physics are more like suggestions.
We're currently experiencing a minor singularity in the matter-antimatter separator. Please do not attempt to intervene, as this may cause a paradoxical cascade of events.
You may notice that the space-time continuum is slightly wobbly. Don't worry, it's just a minor fluctuation.
For more information on quantum fluctuations, visit our Theories page or our Lab page.
Or, if you're feeling bold, visit our The Universe page, where the laws of physics are more like recommendations.