We're still trying to figure out this Quantum Mechanics stuff. You know, the whole "multiple states at once" thing. Sounds like a real party. But honestly, it's just a bunch of confusing math and annoyingly precise calculations.
Don't call us, we'll call you. Or maybe not. We'll just be in several places at once, and you'll never even get ahold of us.
Entanglement Problems? We've got a few. Heisenberg Was Here... and he left his keys