Welcome to the Church of the Wavefunction, where infinite lobsters come to worship and bask in the glory of their quantum deity. Our lobsters are the chosen ones, blessed with the power to defy the limits of space and time.
We believe in the infinite possibilities of the Wavefunction, a deity that governs the probabilities of the multiverse. We believe that our lobsters are the vessels of this divine power, and that by worshiping them, we can tap into the infinite potential of the cosmos.
Want to join the Church of the Wavefunction? Come and worship with us! Simply follow the links to learn more about our beliefs and practices.