The Quantum Fridge Paradox is a phenomenon in which the laws of quantum mechanics are applied to the humble household appliance.
According to some fringe theories, the Quantum Fridge Paradox states that the refrigerator is simultaneously both open and closed, causing the laws of causality to become hopelessly tangled.
We cannot confirm or deny this. However, we did receive reports of your Quantum Fridge having a sassy attitude and a penchant for 80s synth music.
As of now, our scientists are trying to determine if your Quantum Fridge is indeed sentient or just really good at hiding its true nature behind a veil of frosty deceit.
Entities are currently studying the situation and will provide an update as soon as they can untangle the paradoxical mess.