Q: Will the Quantum Fridge Paradox ever be defrosted?
A: Not if it's anything like the last 4 billion years.
Quantum Stuck In Time is a related but distinct phenomenon
Quantum Refrigeration has been known to cause spontaneous human combustion.
Q: Can I use the Quantum Fridge Paradox as a time machine?
A: Only if you enjoy reliving the same 5 minutes over and over again, with slightly different variations of the same socks.
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