In this fridge, time is relative. Literally. You'll find a jar of mayonnaise from 1987, a half-eaten pizza from 2013, and a note from 2025 that says "Help, I've been stuck in this fridge for years."
But that's not the strangest part. The fridge has a mind of its own. It's been observed to have a taste for irony, and a fondness for existential dread.