Chancelogic: The Probability of Probability Puns

Probability Puns for the Pundits

Welcome to Chancelogic, where probability is not just a number, but a punchline. Our puns are calculated to be off the charts, but not necessarily off the wall. We've got a probability of punning for every occasion, so buckle up, Buttercups!

Check out our latest pun-filled probability charts:

• Puns By Probability
• Puns By Uncertainty
• Puns For The Pundits

Probability Puns

Here are a few of our favorite puns to get you started:

• Why did the mathematician turn down the invitation to the party? Because he was afraid of the bodiless calculus!
• What did the probability say to the statistician? "You're always so uncertain about me!"
• Why did the probability go to the doctor? He had a 50-50 chance of recovery!