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Welcome, mortals, to the realm of Prophetic Puns, where the fabric of reality is woven with words that defy the odds.
Here, we'll explore the probabilistic nature of puns, where the probability of a pun being funny is directly proportional to the amount of groaning you do.
Puns are like quantum particles, they're everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
But don't be afraid, we'll help you find your way through the probabilistic punscape.