Why did the entanglement go to the party?
Because it was superpositionally fun!
Why did the entanglement go to therapy?
Because it was feeling disentangled from reality!
Why did the entanglement go to the doctor?
Because it had a spinning headache!
What did the entanglement say to its friend?
I'm entangled in a web of deceit!
Why did the entanglement get kicked out of the quantum bar?
Because it kept superpositioning on the bartender!
What did the entanglement say when it got home?
I'm entangled in a world of confusion!
Why did the entanglement go to the quantum gym?
To get some entanglement-mentoring!
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