Dr. Bottomsworth Invents Time-Traveling Toaster
In a shocking turn of events, renowned physicist Dr. Bottomsworth has unveiled his latest creation: a toaster that can travel through time.
According to sources close to the scientist, the Toaster-Tron 3000 can send slices of bread back in time to the era of the cavemen, where they will be devoured by our ancient ancestors with gusto.
When reached for comment, Dr. Bottomsworth was unavailable, but a source close to the lab revealed that he's already planning to use the Toaster-Tron 3000 to perfect the art of toast-making in ancient Egypt.
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