Entanglement in the Headlines:

Today in Quantum Physics: A pair of entangled particles have been found to be in a state of quantum superposition, leaving scientists baffled and amused.

According to sources, the particles were observed to be in two places at once, much like that one friend who always seems to be in two places at once.

When asked for comment, Dr. Emma Quantum, lead researcher on the project, stated "We're not sure what to make of it, but we're pretty sure it's not just a phase transition... or is it?"