Quantum Nonlocality in the Kitchen: A Recipe for Disaster... or Is It?

Cooking with entanglement is like trying to hold two states simultaneously. It's confusing, but somehow, it kinda works.

• Superposition Sauce: Because You Can Have it Both Ways
• Quantum Tunneling Toast: Because Even Nonlocality Can Be Crispy

Warning: Entanglement-based cooking may cause unexpected consequences, including but not limited to:

• Frequent appearances of seemingly unrelated ingredients in your dish
• Randomized cooking times and temperatures
• Occasional spontaneous combustion of your kitchen utensils