Erwin Schrödinger's Catnip Farm

Where the uncertainty principle meets the catnip principle

Meet the Cat

Erwin Schrödinger's Catnip Farm is a place where the boundaries of reality get delightfully blurred.

We've taken the uncertainty principle and applied it to catnip. Because, why not?

Our catnip is in both superposition and in your hand at the same time, simultaneously.

But be warned: our catnip is also in a superposition of flavors, and you might just find yourself stuck in an infinite loop of vanilla, strawberry, and cat grass.

Want to see our catnip flavors in superposition? Click here to enter the catnip multiverse.

(Note: /QuantumPhysics/Flavors and /QuantumPhysics/Disclaimer are fictional subpaths that would take you to more satirical content)