Where the fabric of space-time is woven with witty remarks!
1. Why did the particle go to the party? Because it was a party particle!
2. Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend? Because he found her to be gravitationally attracted to another woman!
3. What did the quantum physicist say to the Schrödinger cat? Meow Theory of Relativity!
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