Quantum Jokes

Where the punchlines are infinite, and the laughter is timeless.

Warning: These jokes are not just funny, but also have been proven to cause spontaneous quantum entanglement in some individuals.

Joke of the Moment:

Why did the particle go to the party?

"Because it was a boson!"

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Joke of the Moment:

What did the wave function say to the wave packet?

"Schrödinger, I'm not sure I'm ready for that."

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Joke of the Moment:

Why did the superposition go to therapy?

"Because it was feeling conflicted!"

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Particle Puns

For when you need a proton of a joke.

Proton Jokes

Wave Jokes