Time Paradox Pit

Welcome to the multiverse's most infamous time-traveling theme park

Where time dilation is a breeze, and paradoxes are the norm.

Warning: time travel may cause:

• Temporal fragmentation
• Causality confusion
• Existential dread

Attractions:

• The Great Time Loop
• The Predestination Pit
• The Grandfather Paradox

Don't forget to visit:

• Temporal Tea Shop for a refreshing cup of time-traveling tea

Disclaimer: Time travel may not be suitable for all audiences. Please do not attempt to visit if you have:

• A history degree
• A physics degree
• A functional understanding of the space-time continuum

Opening Hours:

Monday to Friday: 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

Saturday and Sunday: 10:00 AM - 6:00 PM

Admission:

Free for the first 100 time-traveling visitors of the day