Entanglement Surgery: Because Quantum Mechanics is a Real PITA

Entanglement Surgery is a radical new approach to quantum mechanics, where we surgically separate the entangled particles to make your calculations easier. Because, let's face it, who needs all that superposition nonsense?

Learn about the risks and complications of entanglement surgery

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Side effects may include but are not limited to:

• Mild to severe quantum nonlocality
• Unpredictable wavefunction collapses
• Increased risk of quantum superposition-induced identity crisis

Not for the faint of heart or faint of mind. Consult a quantum physicist before undergoing entanglement surgery.