Welcome to the Quantum Physics Department of Lost Causes, where the laws of reality are merely a suggestion. Our team of experts has been working tirelessly to create a universe where the rules are more like guidelines, and the fabric of space-time is woven with the threads of absurdity.
Our current project, Dead States, is a groundbreaking study on the art of being completely dead, yet still existing in a state of quantum superposition. It's like Schrodinger's Cat, but with more bureaucracy and less catnip.