Wherein lies the mystery of the Double Slit Experiment? It's simple: sometimes we're waves, sometimes we're particles, and sometimes we're just plain confused.

Our team of highly trained quantum physicists (okay, it's just Larry in a lab coat) have been studying this phenomenon for years, and we've come to a conclusion:

It's all about the snacks. You see, when we feed the particles a diet of artisanal, gluten-free, vegan cookies, they exhibit wave-like behavior. But when we switch to a diet of plain old Froot Loops, they're all about the particles.

We've tried everything: quantum entanglement, superposition, and even the occasional cat.