Quantum Non-Locality: Where the Heck is Everything

Quantum Non-Locality: it's like regular locality, but with more uncertainty. Where's your stuff? Oh, it's not here. It's probably over here somewhere... or maybe it's not.

• Quantum Indeterminacy: because sometimes we're not even sure what we're talking about
• Quantum Branching: where every possibility branches out like a bad joke
• Quantum Non-Locality Paradoxes: because sometimes the answer is right in front of us, but not really