Wavefunction Woes Quiz: Option E - The Quantum Quagmire

You have reached the depths of Option E, where the wavefunction has become a self-sustaining feedback loop of despair.

A quantum particle has become trapped in the uncertainty principle, and the only way to free it is to answer this one question:

What is the average airspeed velocity of a quantum particle?

You can always try to find the answer in the Hall Of Shadows