The Regulatory Guidelines for Responsible Wormholes

As a responsible wormhole administrator, you are required to follow these guidelines to avoid catastrophic destabilization of the space-time continuum.

1. Do not create wormholes near schools, as the risk of attracting curious students is too high.
2. Do not use wormholes as a shortcut to your favorite snack bar, as this can lead to unbalanced diets and poor time management.
3. When creating a wormhole, ensure that you have adequate emergency response training in case of accidental transdimensional travel.
4. Never use wormholes as a means of escaping your in-laws during holiday gatherings.
5. Regularly update your wormhole's dimensional stability software to avoid catastrophic reconfigurations.

Failure to comply with these guidelines may result in fines, penalties, and/or reassignment to a remedial wormhole maintenance program.

View the best practices guide for responsible wormhole use

Review the current legislation regarding wormhole usage

Frequently Asked Questions (and answers that will inevitably lead to more questions)