Stability Report for Wormholes of Unreliability

Warning: Do Not Use. Seriously, Don't. This Wormhole is a ticking time bomb of unpredictability.

Probability of successful traversal: 0.000001%

Probability of spontaneous collapse: 99.999999%

Last reported incident: 300 years ago, 14 travelers vanished while trying to get to the 'Discount Coffee'.

Recommended usage: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT use this wormhole. Go to Alternative Solutions for a safe and stable experience.