Welcome to the purr-fectly infinite quantum puns page! Where every pun is a superposition of humor.
Superposition of Puns
Why did the quantum physicist break up with his girlfriend? Because he found a particle that was always in two minds!
Why did the Schrödinger Cat join a band? Because it was a purr-cussionist!
What did the quantum physicist say to his wife when she asked him to take out the trash? "I'm in a superposition of taking it out, but also not taking it out, and also taking it out, and also not taking it out...!"
